The man himself.
Cal Gray
Staff Writer1. BOD successfully made ‘fetch’ a thing.
2. BOD sent Roy Keane home from Saipan.
3. BOD invented the lightbulb, the shoehorn, oral sex, sunny days on the cricket pitch, the written word and oxygen.
4. BOD snuck into Fernando Torres’ house one night and stole his goal scoring form.
5. BOD once interrupted Kanye West.
Drico asks Kanye to hold on for just one sec at a recent concert. Photo: Jack Leahy
6. BOD wrote all of Chandler’s lines in the TV show Friends.
7. BOD once watched all 8 series of Kiefer Sutherland’s ’24.’ In one day.
8. BOD single handedly beat Arsenal in a league match in the 03/04 season. But no one spoke much about it.
9. BOD was originally cast for the lead role in the 1999 movie ‘The Matrix’ but this proved to be disastrous as the bullets tried to dodge him.
10. BOD sends tweets which are 141 characters long.
11. BOD once divided 100 by 3. There were no remainders.
12. BOD can in fact break your bones with words, as well as sticks and stones.
13. BOD puts the fig into fig rolls.
