Celebrity Big Brother, which launched its new season on January 3rd, has seen the culmination of some of its ‘chaviest’ housemates yet.
Among the shameless repertoire of stars trying to springboard their nonexistent careers from the pits of the unknown to the realm of being recognised by giggling fourteen year olds in TGI Friday’s are one of Jordan’s ex boyfriends, Alex Reid, a page 3 glamour model ‘Nicola T’, and rapper Sisqo who’s fame hit its peak in 1999 with the ‘Thong Song’.
Contesting alongside Sisqo shall be another crippled/failed ‘star’, Dane Bowers whose career clearly declined so fast that no one actually ever heard of him to begin with.
No doubt laughter shall ensue as these stars reminisce over their supposed fame and engage in candid and bitchy reviews of fellow housemates in the video diary room that will then be broadcasted back out to the public.
Among the other irrelevant celeb guests are: Stephen Baldwin (brother to the real Baldwin), Lady Sovereign and Jonas Altberg, better known as ‘Basshunter’. All the show is missing now is real celebs and any kind of mental diversity.
